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Palin Knows Foreign Policy Because Alaska is Near Russia

August 31st, 2008 No comments

Cindy McCain was talking to reporters about Palin’s experience with national security.

STEPHANOPOULOS: But she has no national security experience.

McCAIN: You know, the experience that she comes from is what she’s done in government, and remember, Alaska is the closest part of our continent to Russia. It’s not as if she doesn’t understand what’s at stake here.

I didn’t realize that the most remote part of Russia was threatening to the most remote part of Alaska. Thank God the beauty queen is Governor. We could have been attacked by the Russians!

In other news, Palin is still protecting the US from the dangerous polar bears.

An endangered species is an endangered species, no matter how much you want their land.

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