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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable [...]
A Letter to the Red States
Dear Red States:
We’re ticked off at the way you’ve treated California, and we’ve decided we’re leaving.
We intend to form our own country, and we’re taking the other Blue States with us.
In case you aren’t aware, that includes Hawaii, Oregon, Washington, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and all the Northeast. We believe this split will be beneficial [...]
Jokes to Lighten up Your Day
Q:How many conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Five. One to screw it in, and four to hate gay people.
What do you get when you cross a Republican with a Christian?
I don’t know, but you better keep it away from your uterus.
Things Republicans Believe
Being a drug addict is a moral [...]
