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U.S. Attorney’s Porn Fight Gets Bad Reviews

Our Jackass of the Week this week is Alex Acosta. Why? Because this guy couldn’t get laid in high school and is pissed off at the world.
When FBI supervisors in Miami met with new interim U.S. Attorney Alex Acosta last month, they wondered what the top enforcement priority for Acosta and [...]

Unfit for Chief Justice

This post came from Irregular Times and summarizes why John Roberts is unfit for the highest court in the land.
George W. Bush has re-nominated John Roberts, not just to become a regular justice on the Supreme Court, but to become the Chief Justice of the United States.
George W. Bush has nominated a man who denigrates [...]

JOTW- Bernard Goldberg

This week’s Jackass of the Week is Bernard Goldberg, author of 100 People Who Are Screwing Up America : (and Al Franken Is #37). Why this man? To start, his book leans heavily to the right, targeting mostly liberals, when zealous conservatives are just as guilty as destroying America with their [...]

JOTW- Karl Rove

Come on, don’t tell me you didn’t see this one coming. Rove goes above and beyond the title of Jackass. The current scandal of him leaking information to Time and lying about it further shows how dishonest this administration is. Maybe catching Rove in his lies will help people realize this. [...]

JOTW- Alberto R. Gonzales

IO Error suggested this weeks Jackass of the Week. Why is it Alberto Gonzales? Well, he summed it up pretty well in his article.
The reason Gonzales is the Jackass this week is because of the Dept of Justice’s website and how full of propaganda it really is, including my favorite aspect [...]

JOTW - George W. Bush - Worst Coach Award

After reading a transcript of Bush’s speech tonight, I decided to use a little bit of satire and poetic license by comparing this war with sports. Bush being the coach, the soldiers being the home team, and the Iraqi insurgents being the opposing team. And Bush’s speech tonight was a pep rally and nothing more. [...]

JOTW- Ahnold

This weeks Jackass of the Week is AHNOLD! Why is the Governator the Jackass of the Week? Because nothing he says or does is helping his slipping approval rating. I don’t know how anyone could take Mr. Freeze from Batman seriously, but that’s just me. I’m betting Ahnold wishes [...]